PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL SIPPIN'

Wanna whip up some real purple drank that'll send you to sleep? Listen up, cuz this ain't no guide. This here's the straight dope on how to make the best drink. You gonna want some lean, that blue liquid gold. Mix it up with some sprite, and don't forget the phenergan to slow you down. Now, listen carefully: this drink ain't for the faint of heart.